While most would have written this off as a goofy mugshot of a one David Miranda (who saw fit to drive with a revoked or suspended license), I see the true implications. The government, or possibly even a secret scientific research project independently funded by eccentric billionaires, has done the unthinkable: They have cloned Fonzi! How many other "has been" celebs have been cloned? I cannot say, but they are all around us. Heck, the proof has been staring us in the face for decades and yet we were so blind! They cloned Jack Nicholson, but totally botched their experiment. Jack is just simply one of a kind, and is so cool that science cannot even duplicate his coolness, even with cloning. The horrifying result of this experiment was of course, Christian Slater! (AAAAAAAAHHHH!) Years later, a second cloning project occured before our very eyes, and yet we did not see it! I speak of course about Tom Cruise's constantly smiling clone, Val Kilmer! This insanity must end and someone has to put an end to it, before our world is overrun by these monstrous clones! And furthermore.... uh... hmmm.... you know, now that I've had a good look at this photo... I've come to an even more shocking conclusion. This is no clone of Henry Winkler, but is in fact Henry Winkler himself, in a fright wig! HA! Your fake wig and fake bad license have betrayed you Mr. Winkler! Now your secret is out and a legion of papparazi are on their way to take embarrassing photos of you!Of course I could be wrong on both counts. This guy could very well be Henry Winkler's twin brother that was seperated at birth. Either that or it's his bastard son that was the result of a scandalous affair! Or maybe the truth is a combination of all four of these conspiracy theories! It boggles my mind!
Well I'm off to do some stuff before bed, but feel free to post your thoughts on this b-movie fans. Together, we may be able to crack this case wide open! Hahahaha! ;-)
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